Houston, we have a jury. Here are the big stories from the fourth day of Donald Trump's second fraud trial:
Opening arguments are set for Monday, and on Tuesday there will not only be testimony, but also consideration by Merchan of whether Trump has violated his gag order. So, this is going to dominate the news into the foreseeable future.
And as long as we are on the Trump legal beat, there are one or two other stories worth noting. First, Trump and his "bondsman" have failed to prove that they are good for the $175 million that will be owed should Trump lose his appeals in his OTHER fraud case. So, AG Letitia James has asked Judge Arthur Engoron to declare the bond "without effect." In other words, the seizure and sale of Trump's assets would no longer be on pause. A hearing on the matter is scheduled for Monday.
And finally, a story that MAY be related to Trump. Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS) has introduced a bill called the Denying Infinite Security and Government Resources Allocated toward Convicted and Extremely Dishonorable (DISGRACED) Former Protectees Act. As you might guess from its title, the bill, if passed, would withdraw lifetime Secret Service protection from any protectee who is convicted of a felony offense.
Thompson did not say which protectee he might have in mind. That said, those who have been warned as to the dangers of the forthcoming zombie apocalypse thanks to the show The Walking Dead surely must anticipate the day when the reanimated zombie corpse of Millard Fillmore emerges from its grave in Forest Lawn, Buffalo, and begins feasting on the brains of the living. That's a crime, of course, and U.S.S.S. officers obviously shouldn't be forced to enable such behavior, or to be placed at risk of having their own brains eaten. Thankfully, the artist iSkoundrel has already prepared a rendering of what an undead Fillmore will look like, so everyone can be on the lookout:
We grant that it's possible Thompson had Trump in mind, but that seems a little conspiratorial to us. Occam's Razor clearly argues for the zombie Fillmore explanation.
Incidentally, Fox "News" has started giving occasional coverage to Trump's trial, but it's only occasional. And as of 4:00 a.m. PT on Saturday, only two of the storylines mentioned above appear on the front page of the site. The lead item is about Thompson's bill, with the headline "ASSASSINATION INVITATION." And the 12th item on their page is about that meanie Letitia James, who thinks that Trump's bond should actually be legit, instead of smoke and mirrors.
By contrast, there is no space for anything related to the current fraud trial, as that story has been pushed aside for important coverage of a Clinton murder conspiracy story, a story about Mel Brooks and the 40-year-old movie Spaceballs, a story about the "antics" of a mayor who just so happens to be Black and female, and a story about Bill Maher's latest rant, which apparently had something to do with liberals and pedophiles. Keep this in mind if ever you wonder why we prefer to refer to the outlet as Fox or Fox "News" and not Fox News. (Z)