Dem
51
GOP
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Whaddya know? Joe Biden is back in the news, at least a little. We think that's enough to turn this space over to him today. Taking the lead is D.C. in Portland, OR:
Dark Brandon, let's go!
Calm leadership, wise guidance.
Sail smooth on rough seas.
Here's something aspirational from G.M. in Laurence Harbor, NJ:
Though Biden be hidden,
While Trump gets his lumps,
Soon Biden will widen,
Jail terms for Trump.
And finally, a submission from Z.K. in New York City, NY that is something of a cross of e.e. cummings and Lawrence Ferlinghetti:
Sleepy joe sleepy joe
where are you
snoozing with the
laws you passed
more than your former foe
inflation reduction
chips and science act
ended a war
kept the us intact
not like the former guy
insurrections no more
saving us from covid
creating infrastructure
helping our truckers
repairing our roads
while the former guy rants
has prison bars tamped
his future orange pants
full of a load
even that transition
of trumps steamy emission
didn't stop ol sleepy joe
from passing some laws
of climate change fruition
or punishing sedition
so even tho hes eighty
more judges than his matey
not tired of winning yet
stop the art of the steal
he grabbed em by the balls
his hands are not so small.
Christmas is soon upon us; if you have anything that would be apropos to the holiday, here's the address for submissions. (Z)