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A December to Rhymember, Part X: Viagra Won't Help Trump's Insurrection Issues

Given the big news today, the focus is going to have to be on Donald Trump's Insurrectile dysfunction. We commence with this from S.B. in Natick, MA:

Monday ends with the time to pay pipers
For a band of electoral swipers.
Sudden realizations
Of incarcerations
May fill more than a few MAGA diapers

And then this from R.S. in Alexandria, VA:

Trumpty Dumpty
Promised a wall.
But lost re-election,
And had a great fall.

Insurrections, denials
And suits by his friends
Couldn't put Trumpty
In Office again.

But Trumpty kept fighting.
Refused to be barred.
He'll just keep on kiting
Within walls that are barred.

One of these days, the big news will be about the current president instead of the former president, and we can do some Joe Biden poems. The problem is that the current president knows to stay the hell out of the way when the former president is getting lots of bad press. Oh, well. In any case, here's the address for submissions. (Z)



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