Dem
51
GOP
49
Let us now present the evidence that the Trump NFT story simply could not be allowed to pass without comment, courtesy of M.C. in Newton, MA:
On Truth Social where no one who counts went,
Thursday Trump made a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
Now he sells NFTs!
(to grift rubes with great ease)
MAGA fans? Soon their checkbooks will bounce rent.
And from B.H. in Westborough, MA:
On legal matters Trump does skate
With hookers and sleazeballs he does mate
He appeals and appeals
And slows justice's wheels
So for Schadenfreude we impatiently wait
And finally, from S.S. in West Hollywood, CA:
My poems about our home Führer
Are ignored by E-V's tome keeper.
Perhaps I'm too mean,
I'll be less extreme.
Hey, I like TFG's combover.
We think S.S. might not be telling the truth about the combover. Anyhow, here's the address for submissions. Have a good weekend, everyone! (Z)